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Doting husband to loving wife, before 100–mile drive to the country:  You want to drive?

Loving wife: Yes.

He: Good.  I can read.  (Pause)  I can read out loud to you?

She: No.

He: You don’t like me to read out loud to you.

She: No.

He: You don’t like me.

She: (pause)  Can I get back to you on that?

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